Leslie Bibb has been cast as a superhero.
Its about fuckin time.
like, the real villains here are the casting directors.
Honestly, this is a woman who was built to play a superhero.
Not just in statuesque body bang out, but in general demeanor.
Shes got the confidence AND the humanity.
Im way more excited than I should be and want to share the love.
She was in a Howard Stern movie!
Shes touchy-feely as fuck.
I dont know this on a personal level.
We dont, like, hang out and hold hands.
(Though, she did give me a hug on a street in New York once).
She also says she wants to punch things in the face when she finds them too cute.
Its one of her signature compliments.
So, I guess dont be adorable around her if you like your nose how it is.
Shes amazing on stage.
Or that it doesnt matter if they have.
Theater is a thespians arena, and Leslie has walked the boards in several of them.
Two very different roles.
Two equally impressive performances.
I love it when actors do theater.
Why cant they all be stage gladiators?
She dont need to be your fantasy.
So, Leslie has never actually said this.
But lets just say its implied.
Try not to cry.
Also, note the time stamp on those.
It literally took five minutes for her to ruin a bunch of peoples lives.
Listen, maybe Im wrong.
Maybe Leslie sits around hoping everyone everywhere wants to bang her.
But sources say, she thinks farts are funny and doesnt care if that kills your erection.
Shes still friends with herPopularco-stars.
(Along with show creator Ryan Murphy.)
More than twenty years after that breakout role, Leslie remains friends with some of herPopularco-stars.
And Im not talking low-key social media friends.
Im talking going out for drinks and supporting each others careers sort of friends.
And she effuses about Carly and their friendship every chance she gets.
We all knew Brooke and Sam were meant to be.
Shes a goddamn chameleon.
Yes, all actors are.
And, like all actors, Leslie has been typecast far too often.
In her case, its usually in the role of hot love interest.
Her comedy, her action, her crazy are all equally believable.
Anyway, Im obviously a fan, and I am super stoked aboutJupiters Legacy.
