These puns stem straight from the (woven) web and repre-cinch some of the best knit-wit around.
Seriously, theyre so tubular, they deserve pom-poms.
Hope we dont run out of material or give you a backstitch.
But, remember, were just ribbing ya.
Punny Knitting Jokes
All of these knitting jokes come with punny punchlines.
Q: How did the knitter catch the yarn thief?
A: They followed the pattern.
Q: What did one knitter say when the other knitter refused to make the scarf bigger?
A: Dont be so selvedge.
Q: Why are knitters bad drivers?
A: They do too much weaving.
Q: How do knitters get to Heaven?
A: Through the purly gates.
Q: How do knitters travel?
A: By cable car.
Q: Why wouldnt the knitter watch the new TV show?
A: It wasnt on cable.
Q: Why are Christmas trees the worst knitters?
A: They always drop their needles.
Q: What did they call the mobster who was a really good knitter.
Q: Whos a knitters favorite band?
Q: What does a knitter get from sitting too long?
Well, did we hook you with these puns or are we barred from further knitting jokes?
Didnt mean to put you in a bind.
We just get sew excited over knitting puns, we want to blanket the entire page with them.
But well cast off and go look at the daisies.
Just dont double cross us.
