If youre looking for chess puns, release the tension, Queen.
Weve got all the puns about chess to take you over the edge.
Were just sharing them en passant.
Were really not trying to cross the line.
Feel free to adjust if youre in a bind.
Variants are always cool.
We dont expect to capture your heart, but this blitz of puns is a gambit were betting on.
Sorry, we cant cover everything.
Fork-give us if we miss something.
Just put a pin in these puns and passer them around at your next match.
Punny Chess Jokes
All these jokes have punny punchlines.
Q: What did the Australian water ask the chess player at the end of his meal?
A: Check, mate?
Q: Why wouldnt the chess player eat the bread?
A: It was stale, mate.
Q: What do you call chess players bragging in a hallway?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Q: What is a Catholics favorite chess piece?
A: The bishop.
Q: What was the dog doing at the chess match?
A: Just pawn.
Well, are you out of battery or sending in a decoy?
Just want to double check.
We swear were not trying to attack you.
Were sure weve sacrificed a lot of mates with this post.
Can we recapture your heart or did we royally fork up?
Maybe you think were bare-king mad for enjoying this trap.
Perhaps, we should adjourn and rethink our strategy.
Hopefully, well be back in a winning position soon.
